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Random Saturday – Bah, Humbug!
- I kind of hate Christmas.
Sorry to be a cliché.
- I definitely hate Christmas songs and commercials.
If I have to suffer through this one more time, I swear I will kill Folgers until it dies.
- But I love Christmas movies. (But only the ones that don’t suck.) Thinking a marathon needs to happen soon…
F(dash)(dash)(dash) yeah!
- Donated a dollar to the Salvation Army and signed a petition to end hydro-frakking all in the same week. You’re welcome, Humanity.
After I'm canonized, I expect to become known as the Patron Saint of Frugality.
- Finally watched Carzy, Stupid, Love on Thursday night. Definitely recommend it for anyone looking for a good date/girls’ night movie. Romantic Comedies in general are rarely funny and never romantic; but I liked this one. It wasn’t what I’d call “romantic,” but it was very sweet. It also had me laughing out loud a lot. And you just can’t deny this wonderfulness:
Hello again, Mr. Gosling and your eight (EIGHT) visible abdominal muscles.
- “It is so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.” Oh, Community. Why is the TV-viewing public so blind to your utter brilliance that NBC had to bench you for the upcoming spring? SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!
Pictured above: genius.
- So after two weeks of milking the surgery cow for all it’s worth and an additional week of half-assing it during the holiday, I’m fully back on the fitness wagon. It sucks to be so behind on the 90-day Metamorphosis regime, but the end is in sight! Only 18 more days, suckaz.
I totally look like Gwyneth Paltrow now. Strangers keep stopping me for autographs, except they oddly mispronounce her name as "Roseanne Barr." Weird.
- I am not, however, completely back on the healthy eating wagon. At all. My fake-o-preggo belly is never going away.
Maybe if I tied a festive bow around mine, I'd at least feel happier looking at it.
- Dear Crunchy Barney Butter; I love you. Sincerely, Courtney.
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